Saturday, July 30, 2005

Emoticons and Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and
:(  is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-( respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"?  Here goes:
(_!_)       a regular ass
(__!__)     a fat ass
(!)              a tight ass
(_*_)       a sore  ass
{_!_}       a swishy ass
(_o_)       an ass that's been  around
(_x_)       kiss my ass
(_X_)       leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)     a tired ass
(_E=mc2_)   a smart ass
(_$_)       Money coming out  of his ass
(_?_)            Dumb Ass
oo*"            "*o.o*"        "*o.
o                       o                       *o
.o                        o                         'o
o                          o                         o.
o                           o                          o
o                           \o/                          o
o                          --0--                        o
o.                          /o\                          o
o                            o                           o
o                            o                          o
o                            o                        oo
oo                          o                        oo
oo.                        oo                     oo
'ooo.                   oo.                  ooo
o ""oo,,         ,,oO-'Oo,       ,,,,,oo"o
o.          """"""    oo        """""   o
'o                      oo                      o'
o                      oo                     o
'o                      o                     o*
o                      o                    o
o                      o                   o
o                     o                  o
o                     o                  o
o                     o                  o
o                     o                  o

I don't know who to credit for this, but it is pretty funny:)

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